night viewers, “To stop little girls from buying Barbie dolls from America, Iran is coming out with an Iranian version of the Barbie doll. It’s about an inch shorter than our Barbie and an inch taller than their president. The Iranian Barbie has a lot of accessories just like the American one. It even comes with a little bikini—and a pile of rocks to stone her to death if she ever wears the bikini.”
